You all suck. Seriously. I know I spend alot of time on the internet and am a product of the modern age. But shit. When I sit home and watch a movie or play a video with real people around me in the room I don’t really expect to hear someone yell “lol” instead of hahahahaha. In the 80’s there was a social issue that I noticed with shy people watching Richard Pryor on HBO and every one laughing except for one person in the room saying “Oh my god that was so funny!” with out smiling. That was just one or two people so it never really became some big popular thing use that inplace of a simple chuckle. But now it’s just a horrible problem and the worst part is the people know better. I don’t think that someone would sit with their grandma and say ZOMG! I’m so sorrie about grandpa! Some of it can’t be helped I guess.. Valley girls waving a finger and saying OMG! TMI! to a friend who’s having a real problem and trying to open up… Living with it every night for several years may have been whats pushed me over the edge. Fuckin noobs, man that was leet, you pwned that noob!(level 70 wow character) then hearing the talk all in short net language for half a hour. Then talking to her mom and dad in perfect English for another 30 minutes. Or when we broke up and I would try to talk to her to fix things and she’d just say oh quit with the QQ, yeah, thats a great response to I love you and miss the way things were.
So now I have this friend who is Chinese and is learning English. Slowly. Because no one will fucking talk regular English around her. It’s either fragmented sentences, slang words or just nothing but random words to make the poor girl look out into space and say huh? I think the first english sentence she ever said to me was “Oh my god! You so crazy” 2 months in america and she says that. I know people who have been here for 20 years and would have just said “OMG! you crazy”
On the other hand, russians, they are just dumb. Dumb as a fucking brick.
Super PJ: Don’t fucking touch my car.
Russian Bitch: What like this? *smacks mini with a beer bottle* hahaha, what? don’t you love me?
or more recently
Russian Bitch: Ohh, I love Dr. Pepper *Grab’s can in my hand and pulls*
Super PJ: Get you own, there is a fridge full of them inside.
Russian Bitch: hahaha, PJ you so funny, gimmie yours. *squeezes can spilling soda all over the floor and pulls it, takes a sip and does a horrible refreshed impression and hands the soda can back dripping* *giggles*
Super PJ: What the fuck you dumb cunt? *throws can and walks away*
Chinese girl: Drink?
Super PJ: What would you like? *opens fridge*
Chinese girl: it ok? *pointing at tea*
Chinese are better than Russians. Just need to help her with English. I don’t really know if making her watch every episode of Friends will help. Maybe Malcolm in the Middle..
cbanville@ipaofflorida.com:
Would like to schedule an interview
My name is Rick Banville and I am the Regional Sales Leader of IPA. I have reviewed your resume and believe you have the skills and background we are looking for to fill one of our sales and marketing positions. Out of the hundreds of resumes I have reviewed for consideration, only a few meet our requirements and for that reason, I would like to offer you an opportunity to interview with us. I will be interviewing potential candidates on Friday, November 14th at our Jacksonville Regional Office. Please RSVP to cbanville@ipaofflorida.com for directions to our office location and to confirm your interview. In your email, please include the best phone number on which you can be reached. If you would like to learn more about IPA and America’s Business Benefit Association, please visit www.ipafamily.com. I look forward to meeting with you personally to discuss this career opportunity. Respectfully, Rick Banville Regional Sales Leader
Super PJ: Why would you think I want a marketing job?
cbanville@ipaofflorida.com: Did you look at our websites?
Super PJ: Yes, did you look at my website and see anything about sales?
cbanville@ipaofflorida.com: We do not limit our invitation to prior sales experience list. We have employees making 6 figure incomes. If that is not enticing for you we bid you good luck.
Good Day.
Candace
Recruiting Director
IHC
813.416.4797
Super PJ: so why are you working a recruiting job instead of the sales position making 6 figures?
cbanville@ipaofflorida.com: I make a decent living recruiting for my husband, Rick Banville. Also I am
in the process to be a licensed agent (6 figure income) so funny you should ask. I know when I see dollar signs$$$$.
Super PJ: So it would be wise to google for your husbands name because your display of bragging about making money is more important than being polite and not egging on a bored nerd who never had any interest in being an insurance agent is in the top 5 hits. On another note. I come from money. My dad is a rock star, my mom was a model. Money doesn’t make people happy, it makes you want more and more useless stuff.. This is why I have about a hundred grand of computer crap at home that just sits there.
cbanville@ipaofflorida.com: I was polite to you, in these corresponding emails I simply reciprocated
YOUR tone. I am not ruled by dollars signs, I just found an honest way to make a good living. I live a very modest life, love Jesus and take care of my 83 year old grandfather.
If you google IPA you will see the company is worth 1.3 billon dollars and apart of the stock market.
We simply wish to share our vision with the world.
Superpj: love jesus, but can’t turn the other cheek.. Are you baptist?
Any ways yes, 1.3 billion bucks and your stocks are doing great!
You can start sharing your vision buy actually putting content on your domain (ipaofflorida.com) you e-mail from so I’m not the first google result..
Any ways stop e-mailing me now because I’m bored with this and am blocking you.
Phones included below are Apple iPhone, Samsung F700v, HTC G1, Samsung E215l, Samsung X520
The G1 wouldn’t activate for over 3 hours so I gave up on that. Just like the iPhone.
yesterday I got a job offer for a Bio Tech company in Tarrytown, NY as a tech nerd. The wording was “it’s a great opportunity to get involved with technology and systems beyond computers” I googled some info about tarrytown, ny. It’s a small city, about 12,000 people. Now why does a city with 12,000 people have a Bio Tech company that specializes in the areas of Phenotyping/Breeding and Depression/Sexual Function. I’m personally a little scared now. There is a small town up north, just 30 miles from NYC that is doing genetic research in breeding and sexual functions. I dunno, maybe one too many zombie movies, maybe we should stop playing god before a shit load of horny super zombies rush ground zero and have an all dead orgy. Dammit. Whats wrong with just letting someone be a tard and not get it up?
I’ve added someone to my links area. He’s a Comcast guy, pretty friendly and helpful, Philly fan, family man, wordpress user, twiterhead and yet another person I can call Frank.
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the
number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
participation after answering the question: How did the birds and
squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? ( There are no wrong
answers.)
6. Teaching Math In 2005
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. This is $85 and so he got $25 more than he spent. What is his profit? (the correct answer in the teachers book which is the one you better have gotten will then be $30)
So it started out as a normal day. Woke up to the cats meowing and wanting food and the girlfriend went to work. So I went to walmart to get cat litter and on the way there I pulled up to a stop light and this little squirrel runs across the road and in front of my car. Then I look around and he’s not on either side of the mazda and then I feel a pop from the engine and I just sat there thinking what the heck? So I looked at the tach and the rpm’s were normal, no lights came on so I just think thats not good, I’ll pull up to go into the parking lot and the wheel didn’t want to turn like normal, so it hits me, the power steering belt snapped, sp I pull into the parking lot and take a look. There’s the nice shiny wheel for the power steering and the belt next to it. So I pull the belt out and it’s in one piece but a little frayed. I looked closer under the hood and notice there is fur and blood all around the belt path. Then I looked at the belt and the frayed part is actually more fur. I took a picture of the area when I got home.So then I decide that I’m almost to walmart ant ways and I go there and have fun driving and yanking the wheel to change lanes. So wandered around looking for the kind of litter I always get and the whole area was stocked fresh and full except for the kind I was there for. So I decided screw it and I got beer. Then I came home, cleaned under the hood and put the belt back on. Got some food with friends a little bit later then on the way home we pass a sign about the fair coming to town soon. When I got home I went to jacksonville.com and as soon as the page loaded I had a popup to install antivirus 2009. Seriously, opened firefox, went directly to jacksonville.com and got it. This isn’t the first time either, just most of the time I use mac, but I’m on my neat little dell X1 I got from ebay so most of the time it’s windows since it gets the best battery life. Any ways, what the heck? why is a newspaper’s website giving spyware? oh well, screw it, I’m gonna relax and play videogames.
